Christmas LOL LOLs!!!!!!

Ho, ho, ho! MEEERRYYY Christmas, my dear readers! To brighten up your spirits, I am going to share with you a very sacred present - the medicine of laughter! I have collected a whole series of Christmas jokes especially for you. When you've had your share of giggles, do take the time to copy and paste it in your Yahoo so you can forward it to all your family and friends.


Do you know what the donkey said to Mary when she rode on it?
Nothing. Donkeys can't talk.
(However, if you read my previous post, they could.)

Guess what? Someone went around spreading rumours that I would
have my distant relatives for Christmas! I went over and gave him a
piece of my mind for telling lies. Oh, come on, why have your
family when you can eat the turkey instead?


Last year, a little boy wrote to Santa, asking for Croc shoes. Sadly, he never
received his gift. This year, he learned from his mistake - He stated
the exact size of his crocodile's feet in the letter.

If you ever wonder how you could make your name to be shone all over
the world like a Christmas deco light, worry no more. Just
change your name to Emergency Exit.

There was this plastic surgeon. He was silly enough to roast his own
turkey - and he had melted.


Ahh ... and my favourite of all - this Christmas carol quiz. This are all Christmas carols disguised in extended, flowery phrases. See if you can relate them all.

1) To sum forth the entire assembly loyal in their belief !
Answer: O Come All Ye Faithful

2) We listen to messengers of harmonious sounds!
Answer: Hark the Herald Angels Sing

3) Nocturnal times pan of unbroken quietness!
Answer: Silent Night

4) Small Judean municipality, southeast of Jerusalem!
Answer: O Little Town of Bethlehem

5) Our auditory mechanisms perceive their voices at the zenith!
Answer: Angels We Have Heard on High

6) Diminutive masculine master of skin covered cylinders!
Answer: Little Drummer Boy

7) May blessings grant respite to ecstatic personages of male gender!
Answer: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

8) Nocturnal awe of the time span characterized by religiosity!
Answer: O Holy Night

9) Distant from the present locale in a device devoted to animal alimentation!
Answer: Away in a Manger

10) The initial commemoration of divine incarnation!
Answer: The First Noel

11) It occurred during the nocturnal point equidistant between crepuscular periods of nonprecipitious weather!
Answer: It Came Upon The Midnight Clear

12) Felicitations to Sol's third major satellite!
Answer: Joy to the World

13) Do not prevent the crystallization of hydrogen hydroxide forming precipitate
from the atmosphere!
Answer: Let it Snow

14) Apply an ecologic visually aesthetic improvement to interior causeways!
Answer: Deck the Halls

15) I shall return to the situs of my domicile for the celebration of devine nativity!
Answer: I'll Be Home for Christmas